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ultraluster · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: Ever Wonder ....Only In America!

Here is a few to lightened up your day!

[u]Ever Wonder[/u]

If Con is the Opposite of Pro, Is Congress the Opposite of Progress!

If Flying is So Safe, Why Do They call the Airport the Terminal!

Only In America..... Do We Buy Hot Dogs in Packs of 10 and Buns in Packs of 8!

Thanks and have a great day!

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richardg · Mount Everest Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 126

funny post...

If we go to school to learn how to communicate, why is the first thing the teacher says to us is "No talking!"

Why do they call it a 'building' if its already built?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

What came before pre-historic times?

What is the best thing since slice bread?

What if the hokey pokey is really what its all about?

Lwilliams · Joined: 27 May 2008 Posts: 2

I totally want to join in ... but I've got nothing.
I did want to comment that these sure did perk up my day!!!
Cheers
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richardg · Mount Everest Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 126

I just heard another one that I had to share with ya'll....

A hooker walks into a bar and sits next to a neatly dressed man. She says to him, "I'll do whatever you want me to do for $300. The only thing is that you have to say it in only 3 words". The guy looks at the hooker and shrugs his shoulders and says, "Great!" He pulls out his wallet and retrieves 3 $100 dollar bills. As he places each one bill in front of the hooker he says; "paint...my...house!"

Thought this was just about the funniest joke I've heard in a long time...